Wednesday, April 20, 2005

More men and marriage humor

Posted to my regular and humor blog.

A cop stops a drunk and asks him:

Cop: Where are you going?
Drunk: I'm on my way to listen to a lecture on the negative effects of alcohol.
Cop: A lecture at midnight? Who is presenting?
Drunk: My wife and mother-in-law!

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Girl: Will you love me this much after the wedding?

Boy: That depends on your husband, if he lets me.

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God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made mothers.

Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere and he made mothers-in-law.

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Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you.

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