This report on a monkey jail in Patiala is the funniest bit of serious news I've read in a long time.
Monkeys have invaded government ministries in New Delhi, ridden elevators and climbed along windowsills. Monkeys slapped students inside a girls school in a south Bengal suburb. A gang of monkeys in the city of Chandigarh ripped up lawns, broke flowerpots and yanked sheets off beds.
Two monkeys were picked up from the chief minister's house, basically for loitering.
Source: Swami Kiranananda - Jace